I'm struggling to find something to write about. I am literally sitting at the computer writing next to nothing, and thinking about even less. There's no hiding it. I blame Facebook. I've noticed more and more that I am spending countless hours scrolling through the never ending behemoth of social media available at my fingertips. It's ruining us (the entire human race) as a whole. There are zombie like individuals just walking the streets oblivious to the goings on around them as they scroll through all manor of topics that ultimately hold absolutely no benefit or influence on them, and I'm becoming one of them. In fact, I think I saw an image depicting something like this on Facebook once.
Then there's the subject matter. In one post your reading the plight of a destitute, illness riddled child of a war stricken third world country, and the next post is a pictorial expedition of dogs reactions when their owners present them with their walking leads. WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT? Aren't we emotionally unstable enough. Why the hell do we want to torment ourselves in our spare moments by swinging our mood from heart tearing sadness to reality escaping euphoria?!?!
And how about the English language? Kiss that shit goodbye. With words like "derp" "pwned" "bae" and similar shortened/misspelled phrases being used more and more one can only assume that the bulk of contributors to social media must have been repetitively struck upside the head with a large blunt object. We are being presented as stupid, shallow, lumps of meat. Almost autonomic in operation. It's sad. If enlightened celestial beings happen to come our way, and they accept Facebook as an indication of the level of intelligence we hold as a species it's a good chance they might just initiate an attack that sparks a catalyst causing our solar system to collapse into itself and crush us all into a tiny dense ball of matter, all just as a precaution to ensure the spread of idiocy is prevented.
Then there's the fact that a lot of the information on social media is .....well.......BULLSHIT!!! People don't even seem willing to verify any claims made on social media. Every month this year I've see some random "money bags" post claiming that because any one particular month has five Saturdays, five Sundays and five Mondays I will come into good fortune............but only if you like and share this post. ARE YOU SHITTING ME!!! I've been checking. It's as simple as looking at a calendar. Also, lets momentarily disregard the issue that most of the time the facts stated in the posts are horrifically incorrect. I'm pretty sure that whatever cosmic forces decide our fate ARE NOT MAKING DECISIONS ON WHICH INDIVIDUALS RECEIVE MONETARY REWARD BASED ON WHICH POSTS THEY LIKE ON FACEBOOK!!!!! Seriously you guys. Come on. Stressing the uselessness of your actions to you is nearly causing me to pop a vein in my forehead. Also, thinking that you can rid the world of cancer by sharing a Facebook post is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube by shitting your pants. Ponder that. I'm very wise.
I could go on and on about this, but I think my time might be better spent putting the xmas tree up with the family.
Don't forget to like this blog on Facebook............................shit.
© 2013 Dutchy's Stuff
Then there's the subject matter. In one post your reading the plight of a destitute, illness riddled child of a war stricken third world country, and the next post is a pictorial expedition of dogs reactions when their owners present them with their walking leads. WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT? Aren't we emotionally unstable enough. Why the hell do we want to torment ourselves in our spare moments by swinging our mood from heart tearing sadness to reality escaping euphoria?!?!
And how about the English language? Kiss that shit goodbye. With words like "derp" "pwned" "bae" and similar shortened/misspelled phrases being used more and more one can only assume that the bulk of contributors to social media must have been repetitively struck upside the head with a large blunt object. We are being presented as stupid, shallow, lumps of meat. Almost autonomic in operation. It's sad. If enlightened celestial beings happen to come our way, and they accept Facebook as an indication of the level of intelligence we hold as a species it's a good chance they might just initiate an attack that sparks a catalyst causing our solar system to collapse into itself and crush us all into a tiny dense ball of matter, all just as a precaution to ensure the spread of idiocy is prevented.
Then there's the fact that a lot of the information on social media is .....well.......BULLSHIT!!! People don't even seem willing to verify any claims made on social media. Every month this year I've see some random "money bags" post claiming that because any one particular month has five Saturdays, five Sundays and five Mondays I will come into good fortune............but only if you like and share this post. ARE YOU SHITTING ME!!! I've been checking. It's as simple as looking at a calendar. Also, lets momentarily disregard the issue that most of the time the facts stated in the posts are horrifically incorrect. I'm pretty sure that whatever cosmic forces decide our fate ARE NOT MAKING DECISIONS ON WHICH INDIVIDUALS RECEIVE MONETARY REWARD BASED ON WHICH POSTS THEY LIKE ON FACEBOOK!!!!! Seriously you guys. Come on. Stressing the uselessness of your actions to you is nearly causing me to pop a vein in my forehead. Also, thinking that you can rid the world of cancer by sharing a Facebook post is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube by shitting your pants. Ponder that. I'm very wise.
I could go on and on about this, but I think my time might be better spent putting the xmas tree up with the family.
Don't forget to like this blog on Facebook............................shit.
© 2013 Dutchy's Stuff